Me and my buddy Penfold are cooking up something in the Las Vegas area (wink-wink). I would tell you how were gonna do it but we don want noone steelin the idea. Its fullproof as long as we can hintch a ride from Atlanta. Wish us luck y’all!
Thanks Aleks. I am glad that you have asked. Penfold Gobbers is a famous Vogon Poet Messiah (Probably 1st Class on probation, because his skills are limited).
I Hate Lazy People on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
If you get caught cheating, you will be arrested on the spot. Cheating at gambling is a felony in the state of Nevada.
Aleks on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
as soon as they catch you they’ll kick you out and most likely call all the other casinos to warn them. they have a shitload of cameras and security so it probably won’t take them long. and they have probably seen everything but if you have something that’s foolproof then i want to hear about it when you come back.
I wish you and Penfold luck.
What the hell type of name is penfold?
EMBig1 on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
I work for the prisons. See you when you check in! Vegas casinos have seen it ALL!
MalasPalabras on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
As many times as you want unless you get caught. Once you do, depending on what it is that you are working on, you will be arrested on the spot. Which usually includes being tackled and subdued on the floor.
The only thing that really wont get you arrested is card counting. Its not illegal as far as the states goes, but most casinos will kick you out asap. again, if you are caught.
Penfold on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
Hey Ultra I `ve sorted the transport. I called the Las Vegas Royale and they are sending a taxi to pick us up. Don`t forget to bring the cashpoint machine and see if you can give a once over with pressure washer to get the brick rubble and dust off. You know how fussy these taxi drivers can be. In the mean time I`ll try to get hold of Mike to see if we can`t get the damned thing open. Jack T has offered to chew it open but I`m worried that he won`t be able to stop. Cinnamon and Tyler have offered to weird out the casino staff while we pull off the scam.
tylerdurden.... on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
why the subtle way with Vegas they like a bang if you look at their entertainment, lets make em disappear these non phixion mashers heathens and furthermore….. cooking 1 2 3
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
That’s right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items…If one were so inclined according to Jack, but he’s busy gnawing on his tinfoil-hat at the moment.
TD Euwaite on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
Once. Card counting is the poetry of mathematics.
I'm your huckleberry.... on Sep 10, 2011 Said:
Go for it man!! Vegas is pretty understanding when it comes to cheaters. It usually takes 3 times of getting caught before they have you arrested and booked. Consider the first two times of getting caught as “practice”.